If swans are starting to get divorced, I guess we should be prepared for some swans to start wearing expensive suits complete with vests and pocket watches and being floated around the pond in large boats driven by gray herons in their formal attire and haughty attitudes. Those would be the swan divorce lawyers and their chauffeurs.
And the ones sitting at the edge of the pond with no feathers? Those would be the male swans who were "taken to the cleaners" by their mates.
Then, of course, there would be the swans with graying feathers floating around with one who has yet to lose their baby feathers. These would be the cougar swans with their young birdie studs.
Then, on top of all that, we would begin to see those black swans with all the rings in their bills, web feet and colored head feathers. These would be the young gothic swans who are rebelling because the pond has been fouled by the lawyers.
Oh, and we can't forget the large, oversized male swans, who have a svelte looking younger trophy swan on their wing. These would be the owners of the swan law firms who deal strictly in high profile swan divorces...
The Super Bowl should be a good, high scoring affair, which means it will be a lopsided game with one team running away from the other one that is over by halftime.
Cloudy, so far, and around 63 today. I guess that means no snow.
Short entry today. Back to work!
